for people who are too lazy to watch the movies
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Marty: be with the cool kids
Doc: MARTY COME WITH ME AND SEE MY NERDYASS TIME MACHINE WHICH CAN AFFECT THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM AND SHIZ AND I MADE IT TO SAVE HUMANITY BUT IF WE USE IT IT MIGHT CAUSE SOME TRAUMATIC EVENTS WHICH WOULD BE UNHEALTHY TO YOUR YOUTH BUT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ALSO BRING THE CAMERA
Marty: k cool
[later]
Doc: THIS TIME MACHINE IS POWERED ON A FLUX CAPACITOR WHICH IS ALSO POWERED ON 1.21 GIGAWATTS AND I'M USING PLUTONIUM FOR THE FUEL AND IT'S ELECTRICAL AND IF YOU HAVE ALL OF THESE FACTORS AND YOU REACH 88 MILES PER HOUR YOU CAN ACHIEVE TIME TRAVEL AND THEN YOU CAN CONTROL WHICH TIME LINE YOU WANT TO GO TO PERSONALLY I WANT TO GO TO THE WILD WEST SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
Marty: why is there a fucking delorean
Doc: ALSO I STOLE THE PLUTONIUM FROM LIBYAN TERRORISTS
Marty: asdfghjkl;
Doc: OH SHIT THE TERRORISTS FOUND ME I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME
Doc: RUN FOR IT MARTY
Marty: no
Doc: ok
[doc gets shot]
Marty: *skrems*
